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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gypsies have been ripping off hard working families outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jacob Rees-Mogg has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Ripping off hard working families: The True Face Of Evil", Jacob Rees-Mogg says, "kill the poor".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gypsies. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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